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The Christmas Singularity, noun, \ˈthē ˈkris-məs siŋ-gyə-ˈla-rə-tē\ 1.The theoretical point in time in which retailers will put their Christmas decorations out so early they will overlap with the previous year’s Christmas

According to The Nothnagelian Equation (y = -3x + 6291), this will occur in the year 2099

[Image credit: Flickr/vidaarctique from The Consumerist’s Christmas Creep photo pool]

  1. theurchin reblogged this from shawnte and added:
    i can’t wait for the christmas singularity, it will confirm my suspicion that i’m living in a parody of real life.
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    It’s starting.
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    Reblogging this for my Dad.
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    http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Singularity.html
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    Look, @danger _melear - we can make it to 110/1 for this!
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    ah consumerism.
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