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Where: The Long Room (1612 W. Irving Park, Chicago, IL)

When:  3pm, Saturday August 25th

*If you’re lucky Malort will be served.

** We define “lucky” in very loose terms

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  1. ohh-shenanigans said: My dad made me do a shot of Malort once. It was after several beers so I didn’t really taste it, and thus didn’t give him his desired reaction. So he made me do another one. Jerk.
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    Note to self: 1. Ask How to Do Everything how to leave the house and talk to strangers 2. Attend this event
  4. steezfiles said: LOL!!!!
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