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We are Mike Danforth & Ian Chillag. You may know us as two of the names Peter Sagal says really fast at the end of NPR’s “Wait, Wait…Don’t Tell Me.”

This is our podcast. Here’s how it works: you send us your questions—from “how do I break up with my hairstylist of 20 years” to “how do I not sound stupid when ordering wine” to “how do I escape a charging rhino”—and we answer them. Usually, given how little we actually know how to do, we find experts who can help you out.

Take a listen, subscribe to the podcast, and if there’s anything you need to know how to do, let us know.